Hot Roasted Nuts

One time I stepped on a man's nuts. We are friends and he thought it would be a good idea to try to kick my ass. I weigh about 300lbs. Long story short he grabbed me from behind, fell on the ground and I stumbled backward and stood directly on both of his testes. I know what your thinking, "I wounder what it feels like to stand on a mans boys." It feels like your standing on two superballs.........that are inside of a Crown Royal Bag........that's attached to a passed out asshole. When he finally came to, we were contemplating calling an ambulance. No need. He made it through, and he didn't even vomit. You would think that he wouldn't have been able to procreate, but it seems like every woman he looks at is magically impregnated. Bottom line, sometimes shit don't turn out like you think it will. Sometimes you turn a mans nuts into pancakes and the only repercussion is the inability to breath due to uncontrollable laughter.

If you don't take anything else from the above story, remember this, don't place your balls under another mans foot.